Because, after all, with the particle physicists’ recent world record of smashing two protons head on, each charged with 1.2 trillion electron volts of energy, you could really work some magic in the kitchen.
Well, not so fast. I just calculated that roasting a single 4lb chicken requires on the order of 1.3 X 1024 electron volts. In other words, you’d need almost 2 trillion proton collisions to cook the bird. It’s also unclear if the chicken would succumb to any undesireable quantum effects (like being blown, literally, into next week. Or last week).